i've bought my brother really tasty cookies on at least two separate occasions (once from black hound and once from this bakery in hells kitchen). he's let them go stale both times! i've learned my lesson... never gift cookies to him ever again!

AUGH! I scare myself in the morning when I look in the mirror. Why does my hair turn sculptural over night!? MONSTER!

I was thinking of not putting it up because it was a LOST premiere spoiler, but the more I thought about it, the more I got confused about what it meant... until it stopped being a spoiler... because... is there such a thing as a courtesy desk in airports or are the LOST people pulling my leg??? They make me question EVERYTHING.

The first puzzling thing I thought of is when butchers/supermarkets shape ground meat into its original animal form (ground pork molded into a "cute" pig) and put it on display. Have you guys ever seen that? It really puzzles me, because it seems inappropriate and a waste of time. I couldn't figure out how to draw that though, and then my inspiration died; so I started watching youtube videos instead.

Hours later, I had accomplished nothing and I couldn't even remember what I was doing all that time. The internet is intangible and lives in the ether/a rectangular box thing on my desk, but somehow it manages to suck my life into a black hole. Sometimes I can be rational about the internet, but right now, I just can't wrap my head around how empires have been built around this "nothingness" which has so much power over all of us. WHY? The internet puzzles me.

Where did the polar bear get that hat?